How To Obtain A Dad Bod In 10 Easy Steps

How To Obtain A Dad Bod In 10 Easy Steps
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According to every tabloid magazine I’ve seen it the past year, two things are apparent, I’m not going to believe how much Angelina is asking from Brad, and the Dad Bod is in. If you are not familiar, a ‘Dad Bod’, is essentially a semi fat guy who eats pizza, but still has the strength to swing his kids around like a helicopter. If you're finding your rock-hard abs and bulging biceps are getting you nowhere with the ladies, try these 10 easy steps and before you know it, the girls will be lining up to grab a handful of man-boob.

1. Denial

Maybe the most important part of a perfect Dad Bod is not thinking you have one. 

2. Dad Bod Posse

Fat in numbers is strength in numbers.

3. Ill-Fitting Speedos

Nothing shows off a great Dad Bod like a pair of Parakeet smugglers.

4. Beer

The core ingredient to any aspiring, Dad Bodder. We recommend 7 portions a day.

5. Bacon Wrapping

Never underestimate the power of wrapping things in fried pig's ass.

6. Marginal Excerise

The Dad Bod draws a fine line between fat and healthy, so make sure you exercise at least once every two weeks.

7. Be a Dad

While not essential, having a family gives you mad 'street cred' when it comes to taking your Dad Bod to the crowded summer beaches.

8. Tank Top Tan

The tank top tan screams, "I am only sunsafe for one half of one hour".

9. Body Hair

Unsure if you are hairy enough for a Dad Bod? Go lay amongst the beached seals and see if anyone notices the difference.

10. Dad Sunnies

Last, but by no means least, make sure you are supporting a pair of sunglasses that were never in style.

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